{"id":23374,"date":"2026-01-19T10:36:45","date_gmt":"2026-01-19T09:36:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/?p=23374"},"modified":"2026-01-19T10:36:45","modified_gmt":"2026-01-19T09:36:45","slug":"banaan-%f0%9f%8d%8c","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/de\/banaan-%f0%9f%8d%8c\/","title":{"rendered":"Banane... ????."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wie die vergessene Banane eines Kollegen zu einer ganzen Seifenoper f\u00fchrt<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.emojibetekenis.nl\/assets\/img\/emojis\/face-with-tears-of-joy_1f602.png\" alt=\"Gezicht met tranen van vreugde \" width=\"31\" height=\"31\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Die Chiquita-Banane f\u00e4ngt an zu arbeiten und geht dann zum Golfspielen, um sich zu entspannen.<br \/>\nM\u00fcde von all dem beschlie\u00dft er, ein Bier zu trinken und dann ins Bett zu kriechen.<br \/>\nAber oh je - am n\u00e4chsten Tag war die Chiquita-Banane verschwunden?<br \/>\nBekommt er Luft oder ist er vielleicht entf\u00fchrt worden?<br \/>\nGl\u00fccklicherweise scheint er zur\u00fcck zu sein. Ich bin zwar etwas ver\u00e4rgert, weil es viele Spekulationen gab, aber \u201cEnde gut, alles gut!!!\u201d.<\/p>\n<p><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-23378\" src=\"https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-map-169x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"169\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-map-169x300.jpeg 169w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-map-576x1024.jpeg 576w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-map-768x1365.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-map-864x1536.jpeg 864w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-map-7x12.jpeg 7w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-map.jpeg 1152w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 169px) 100vw, 169px\" \/> <img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-23377\" src=\"https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-golf-169x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"169\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-golf-169x300.jpeg 169w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-golf-576x1024.jpeg 576w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-golf-768x1365.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-golf-864x1536.jpeg 864w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-golf-7x12.jpeg 7w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-golf.jpeg 1152w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 169px) 100vw, 169px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-23376\" src=\"https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-biertje-voor-de-nacht-169x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"169\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-biertje-voor-de-nacht-169x300.jpeg 169w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-biertje-voor-de-nacht-576x1024.jpeg 576w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-biertje-voor-de-nacht-768x1365.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-biertje-voor-de-nacht-864x1536.jpeg 864w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-biertje-voor-de-nacht-7x12.jpeg 7w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-biertje-voor-de-nacht.jpeg 1152w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 169px) 100vw, 169px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-23379\" src=\"https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-verdwenen-169x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"169\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-verdwenen-169x300.jpeg 169w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-verdwenen-576x1024.jpeg 576w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-verdwenen-768x1365.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-verdwenen-864x1536.jpeg 864w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-verdwenen-7x12.jpeg 7w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-verdwenen.jpeg 1152w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 169px) 100vw, 169px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-23380\" src=\"https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/boze-banaan-169x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"169\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/boze-banaan-169x300.jpeg 169w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/boze-banaan-576x1024.jpeg 576w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/boze-banaan-768x1365.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/boze-banaan-864x1536.jpeg 864w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/boze-banaan-7x12.jpeg 7w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/boze-banaan.jpeg 1152w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 169px) 100vw, 169px\" \/><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hoe een vergeten banaan van een collega zorgt voor een hele soap&#8230; Chiquita banaan begint met het werk en vervolgens gaat hij ff golfen om lekker te relaxen. Moe van alles besluit hij een biertje te nemen en daarna in bed te kruipen. Maar oh jee! De volgende dag is Chiquita banaan verdwenen? Is hij [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":23376,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23374","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23374","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23374"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23374\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23382,"href":"https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23374\/revisions\/23382"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/23376"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23374"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23374"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23374"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}