{"id":23374,"date":"2026-01-19T10:36:45","date_gmt":"2026-01-19T09:36:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/?p=23374"},"modified":"2026-01-19T10:36:45","modified_gmt":"2026-01-19T09:36:45","slug":"banaan-%f0%9f%8d%8c","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/en\/banaan-%f0%9f%8d%8c\/","title":{"rendered":"Banana... ????"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How a colleague's forgotten banana makes for a whole soap opera<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.emojibetekenis.nl\/assets\/img\/emojis\/face-with-tears-of-joy_1f602.png\" alt=\"Gezicht met tranen van vreugde \" width=\"31\" height=\"31\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Chiquita banana starts work and then goes ff golf to relax.<br \/>\nTired of it all, he decides to have a beer and then crawl into bed.<br \/>\nBut oh dear - the next day Chiquita banana disappeared?<br \/>\nIs he getting some air or has he perhaps been kidnapped?<br \/>\nFortunately, it appears he is back. A bit angry, though, because there was a lot of speculation, but \u201call's well that ends well!!!\u201d.<\/p>\n<p><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-23378\" src=\"https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-map-169x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"169\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-map-169x300.jpeg 169w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-map-576x1024.jpeg 576w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-map-768x1365.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-map-864x1536.jpeg 864w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-map-7x12.jpeg 7w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-map.jpeg 1152w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 169px) 100vw, 169px\" \/> <img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-23377\" src=\"https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-golf-169x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"169\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-golf-169x300.jpeg 169w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-golf-576x1024.jpeg 576w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-golf-768x1365.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-golf-864x1536.jpeg 864w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-golf-7x12.jpeg 7w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-golf.jpeg 1152w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 169px) 100vw, 169px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-23376\" src=\"https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-biertje-voor-de-nacht-169x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"169\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-biertje-voor-de-nacht-169x300.jpeg 169w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-biertje-voor-de-nacht-576x1024.jpeg 576w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-biertje-voor-de-nacht-768x1365.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-biertje-voor-de-nacht-864x1536.jpeg 864w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-biertje-voor-de-nacht-7x12.jpeg 7w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-biertje-voor-de-nacht.jpeg 1152w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 169px) 100vw, 169px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-23379\" src=\"https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-verdwenen-169x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"169\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-verdwenen-169x300.jpeg 169w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-verdwenen-576x1024.jpeg 576w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-verdwenen-768x1365.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-verdwenen-864x1536.jpeg 864w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-verdwenen-7x12.jpeg 7w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/banaan-verdwenen.jpeg 1152w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 169px) 100vw, 169px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-23380\" src=\"https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/boze-banaan-169x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"169\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/boze-banaan-169x300.jpeg 169w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/boze-banaan-576x1024.jpeg 576w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/boze-banaan-768x1365.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/boze-banaan-864x1536.jpeg 864w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/boze-banaan-7x12.jpeg 7w, https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/boze-banaan.jpeg 1152w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 169px) 100vw, 169px\" \/><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hoe een vergeten banaan van een collega zorgt voor een hele soap&#8230; Chiquita banaan begint met het werk en vervolgens gaat hij ff golfen om lekker te relaxen. Moe van alles besluit hij een biertje te nemen en daarna in bed te kruipen. Maar oh jee! De volgende dag is Chiquita banaan verdwenen? Is hij [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":23376,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23374","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23374","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23374"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23374\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23382,"href":"https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23374\/revisions\/23382"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/23376"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23374"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23374"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dewolfswinkel.nl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23374"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}